Spend Roast · monthly recap
The plot twist
DELIVERY$412.00
SUBSCRIPTIONS$86.40
LATE-NIGHT SNACKS$148.20
The roast
“You spent $412 on DoorDash. Your kitchen is a museum.”
Financial self-awareness. No chill.
Your spending.
The plot twist.
Turn your receipts into a brutally funny AI roast and a shareable monthly recap. Money habits hit different when the punchline is yours.
One free roast each month. Start with an upload, not a bank login.
Oof.
same spending. funnier truth.
Roast the habits, not your worth
Upload-first, not bank-first You choose what to share A recap worth opening
The receipt-to-reality pipeline
Less spreadsheet.
More self-awareness.
Not another dashboard to feel guilty about. A monthly reality check you might actually look forward to.
Your next chapter
From roast to redemption.
Premium is planned to add a savings plan and friend or couple leaderboards. Make better habits the next thing you brag about.
01
Drop the receipts.
Start with a statement or screenshot. No bank connection required. Hide account numbers and anything you don't want to share.
02
Meet your spending personality.
AI spots the patterns and finds the punchline. Delivery regular? Subscription collector? Your receipts have opinions.
03
Share the plot twist.
Get a Wrapped-style card for the group chat. Come back next month and see if your habits have a redemption arc.
AI can miss context. Treat the roast as entertainment, not financial advice. Keep sensitive details out of uploads and shared cards.
Pick your heat level
Start free. Stay for the arc.
Free means one roast a month. Premium is planned at $5–8/month for unlimited roasts, savings goals, and friendly competition. Final pricing will be shown before purchase.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
The group chat deserves this
Your receipts have stories.
Let's hear them.
Bring your spending habits. Leave with a punchline.